k-popvevo:

dilfgod:

do you think ina garten ever goes to taco bell 10 minutes before they close wearing sunglasses and a big hat and orders a nachos bell grande and a crunch wrap supreme then eats them in the parking lot with the lights off like

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While quietly sobbing and promising herself it’ll be the last time, but it never is.

Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.

Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via artvevo)

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melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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these

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are

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the

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best

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movies

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ever

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kellntime:

mammamoon:

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE

there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill it so it will stop being cute

And people thought I was crazy

xtonicmidnight:

oh my god.im fucking crying from laughter at weird al’s ‘word crimes’ but my favorite part is that he mentions that there is no x in espresso. oh my god. yessssss. learn this people!

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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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ramennochibi:

phinflynn:

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"Ah, Perry the platypus!"

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"What an unexpected -"

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"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"

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"You’re trapped!"

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"By societal convention!"

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"Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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"That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down."

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the writers for this show deserve more credit man

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