dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

yay-internet:

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

*tips powerhouse of the cell* m’tochondria

plays

twirlingavengers:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

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flanneltees:

when you tell a lie to your parents and they buy it

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when a younger sibling accidentally rats you out

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pros and cons of having a flaming skull for a head

weedstuck:

pros:

  • you have a flaming skull for a head
  • thrash metal is suddenly 20x cooler
  • never have to pay for a haircut again
  • motorcycles and whips

cons:

  • the gaping hole in your heart will never be filled
  • formal events are always awkward